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Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert...

vault11overseer:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

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Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Hey guys! Doing a quick sale for diets and routines. $50 gets you a month of both! I’ve got the credentials and the results. Hit me up on messenger if interested. :)

fortzancudo:

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

anastasiatremaine:

The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all.

carolsteves:

Think you stand a chance against an A-lister, bro?

tredlocity:

Shrek might be a meme nowadays but that last part where Shrek and Fiona kiss, and Fiona remains an ogre and Shrek tells her it’s because she’s already beautiful is so good and was years ahead of its time.

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Muggle borns REALLY saw themselves going to war with Voldemort and his Death Eaters and not ONE of them thought to bring a gun. AVADAKE-GLOCK!

that-twink-over-there:
“ dang8518:
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It’s gay culture, babey ”

that-twink-over-there:

dang8518:

Lilymooooooooon 

It’s gay culture, babey

that-twink-over-there:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Got a team kill as Symmetra on Kings Row. The entire enemy team had like 15 hp collectively and I jumped on the point, dropped a turret and watch it kill all of them. Hdhshshsgsgsh

So what I’m hearing is, you got your team kill by outsourcing the aiming… we stan a bottom

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ydotome:

Rowlet and Meltan - Pokemon Sun and Moon - Episode 112